ANTHILLS 

For sale, anthill recently vacated¹, in a great, flood-free location, with virtually no human interest for future real estate development, government projects, or agriculture². Plenty of parking and winter food storage space underground. Ramps and tunnels in great condition. Never been stepped or driven on. Anteater proof ³. Spacious workers’ quarters and luxurious queen suites. Will trade for bird’s nests, dens, caves, burrows, and spider webs of equal or lesser value. Also suitable for termites 4.


¹ Unless building presents a health hazard, disclosure of reason for abandonment is not required by law, but may be available upon request. 

² Limited guaranty, based on notorious human unpredictability. 

³ Applies only to pygmy southern anteaters (Tamandua tetradactyla minoris.) 

4 Available by Formicidae family members invitation only.