Hello, my name is Laurence Klinger and I live in Chicago. This blog is about objects, their secret lives, and what they go through by having to live in the same world with humans.

Every week I will publish an article, relating the misadventures of everyday things like umbrellas, keyholes, cotton swabs, and magnifying glasses.

I encourage you to post your own stories and/or create dialogues with other objects.

Enjoy!