Sunday, April 28, 2019


TANS 

Tans need human skin to exist (see the chapter on parasitical keyholes) just like melanoma, eczema, and boils. The difference is, most of the time, tans are desirable.

Tans hate people who wake up after sunset, such as cabaret entertainers and jazz players. They hate intellectuals, too.

They love body builders and rich girls

They hate New York, they love Cannes.

They hate beach umbrellas, hats, awnings, roofs. They love endless deserts.

They hate 15 SPF sunscreen. They hate 30 SPF more.

They hate the color white. They love all shades of red.

They hate nordic countries, but they love the concept of a midnight sun.

They hate the poles. They love the tropics.

Rooftops, yes. Basements, no.

No caves, no mines, no tunnels, no movie theaters.

The sun will last for at least another 5 billion years. Sadly, it seems that people and their tans won’t.

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