UNREAD PRESIDENTS' SPEECHES
As everyone knows, presidents don’t write their own speeches. They have ghost writers just for that. Once the last word is put down on paper, speeches come to life and want to be delivered immediately. Anxiety dominates their lives, as they wait inside the dark pockets of overpriced suit jackets.
Unfortunately, we now have a president who prefers to ignore these carefully crafted texts. Why? Ghost writers are trained to avoid offending minorities and jeopardizing diplomatic ties with other nations, which are among this president’s favorite things to do.
As a result, the poor stacks of depressed A4’s and their diplomatic, inspiring content, are left unread in those silk-lined pockets. Worse of all, they’re forced to listen to the vulgar discourses that replaced them. When that happens, it’s wise to keep them away from paper shredders.
Unfortunately, we now have a president who prefers to ignore these carefully crafted texts. Why? Ghost writers are trained to avoid offending minorities and jeopardizing diplomatic ties with other nations, which are among this president’s favorite things to do.
As a result, the poor stacks of depressed A4’s and their diplomatic, inspiring content, are left unread in those silk-lined pockets. Worse of all, they’re forced to listen to the vulgar discourses that replaced them. When that happens, it’s wise to keep them away from paper shredders.
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